Lescott
Who's that tw*t that plays for City? Who's that money grabbing w*ore? Joleon Lescott is his name, And he hasn't got a brain, And he won't be playing in Europe any more...
Banks of the Royal Blue Mersey Chant
The only totally unique Everton song is the Royal Blue Mersey Song. Doesn’t get much of an airing at home games, but nothing better than singing it at an away match.